love is more than a relationship

perghhh~~~tajuk tak leyh bla.hehe.

bukan pe..sejak akhir2 ini hidup ku kurang stabil dengan kemunculan orang ittewww.

but when i think back...for me, love is more than a relationship. doesn't mean u love that person u need to be in a relationship with that person. cam lagu element laa.. "cinta tak semestinya memiliki"

so...tak kesah la bertepuk sebelah tangan pon, i just love the person, not want to be with the person. if i can be with that person, then, it is a bonus for me.~~ *take note: i dont do relationship.*

loving someone that is quite controversial is really crazy...

i always fall in love with a wrong person..aih. my cupid is really a stupid cupid.hahaha.

i wish i can found someone that not so controversial laa~~hehe

o ye...i just got back from kl.and i really enjoy my time there with my friend and my new friend.haha.

i wish i can spend my time with them a lot.at least when i with them, i feel ALIVE~~

if not, my life just in front of pc.my social life is quite dull~~lalalla.

orite then..jumpa lagi...teman nak mandi.baru balik gym weyhhh~

korang layan laa lagu corrine bailey~~~my peberet taww~

Like A Star - Corinne Bailey Rae

Just like a star across my sky
Just like an angel off the page
You have appeared to my life
Feel like I'll never be the same

Just like a song in my heart
Just like oil on my hands
Only to love you

Still I wonder why it is
I don't argue like this
With anyone but you
We do it all the time
Blowin' out my mind

You've got this look I can't describe
You make me feel I'm alive
When everything else is au fait
Without a doubt you're on my side

Heaven has been away too long
Can't find the words to write this song
Oh your love

Still I wonder why it is
I don't argue like this
With anyone but you
We do it all the time
Blowin' out my mind

I have come to understand the way it is
It's not a secret anymore
'Cause we've been through that before

From tonight I know that you're the only one
I've been confused and in the dark
Now I understand, yeah...

I wonder why it is
I don't argue like this
With anyone but you

I wonder why it is
I won't let my guard down
For anyone but you
We do it all the time
Blowin' out my mind

Just like a star across my sky
Just like an angel off the page
You have appeared to my life
Feel like I'll never be the same

Just like a song in my heart
Just like oil on my hands

this love is killing me

a beginning of 2009.

i feel like acid in my heart.hahhaa.God knows.

i menci tawww~~~ni sume GP nye pasal~~~

i wish i never saw u!eyh tapi rugi la plak kan kalo tak jumpe insan yang hawt, cute and very the lovable cam tu kann.

tapi tu laaa..walo pon si GP tu hawt, cute and very the lovable tp langsung tak de taste of perfection.

open your eyes la GP!!!u really have an ugly duckling...eyh~ugly GF! menyampah tawwww~~ i wish u realise that ASAP!

bersepah lagi awek2 yg seksi2 dan hawt2 tp si gedik yang ntah hape2 tu jugak pilihan hatimu.[da la smoking pon tak reti..hello bitch, kalo tak reti smoking tak yah la gedik2 nak smoking!!]

if i were u, i'll choose the sexiext and the hottest gal in mmu.hahaha.at least one of the hottest and sexiest gal~~ paling tidak pon i ni ke...hahhaha [but i kno, hard to make it real]

but sometimes i think GP not really happy with that ugly GF!!GP looks gloomy and macam tension je...pastu sanggup pulak cam jadi kuli je~~aih.but when GP kuar je dr that place, GP was smiling~~~so i bet GP not so happy with that ugly GF~=p

i wish i could talk to GP~but yaa..phm2 la kann..blood over head.my heart beating like sweet 666 song~~aih...cannot la~i can pengsan if i talk to GP~~hahahhaa.

i really feel so damn emotinally sick. and cant stop thinking about GP.[go to hell ur ugly duckling eyhhhh ugly GF!!!]

since i really emotionally sick, i gonna put a compilation of songs that really suits my emotion~~~

Cinta Ini Membunuhku - D'Masiv

Kau membuat kuberantakan
Kau membuat ku tak karuan
Kau membuat ku tak berdaya
Kau menolakku acuhkan diriku

Bagaimana caranya untuk
Meruntuhkan, kerasnya hatimu
Kusadari ku tak sempurna
Ku tak seperti yang kau inginkan

Kau hancurkan aku dengan sikapmu
Tak sadarkah kau telah menyakiti ku
Lelah hati ini meyakinkanmu
Cinta ini, membunuh ku

Bagaimana, caranya untuk
Meruntuhkan, kerasnya hati mu
Ku sadari, ku tak sempurna
Ku tak seperti, yang kau inginkan

Kau hancurkan aku dengan sikap mu
Tak sadarkah kau telah menyakiti ku
Lelah hati ini meyakinkan mu
Cinta ini, membunuh ku....Woooo

Bagaimana, caranya untuk
Meruntuhkan, kerasnya hati mu
Ku sadari, ku tak sempurna
Ku tak seperti, yang kau inginkan

Kau hancurkan aku dengan sikap mu
Tak sadarkah kau telah menyakiti ku
Lelah hati ini meyakinkan mu
Cinta ini, membunuh ku

Woo… Hu~u… Haa…
Lelah hati ini meyakinkan mu
Cinta ini, membunuh ku


"Kosong" - dewa [my all tyme fav song]

Kamu seperti hantu
Terus menghantuiku
Ke mana pun tubuhku pergi
Kau terus membayangi aku

Salahku biarkan kamu
Bermain dengan hatiku
Aku tak bisa memusnahkan
Kau dari pikiranku ini

Di dalam keramaian aku masih merasa sepi
Sendiri memikirkan kamu
Kau genggam hatiku
Dan kau tuliskan namamu
Kau tulis namamu

Tubuhku ada di sini
Tetapi tidak jiwaku
Kosong yang hanya kurasakan
Kau telah tinggal di hatiku

Mengintai Langit-Coco

Setiap hariku tulis
Yang ku telah jatuh cinta
Tapi ku rasa bersalah
Tidak ku nyatakan padamu

Adakah engkau merasa
Apa yang sedang ku rasa
Terpanah tancap asmara
Harapnya kau dah terima

Maafkan aku kerna menyintamu
Maaf jika ku tak padan denganmu
Tapi ku berjanji kau juita hati
Akan ku jaga hingga akhir nanti
Maafkan aku terus memujamu
Maaf aku yang terlanjur merindu
Didalam hujan renyai
Aku mengintai langit
Mengharap engkau akan setuju
Menyintai aku

Bernyanyi dan bisikkanlah sayang
Bait kata dalam jiwa
Tak tahan rasanya menanggung kasmara
Dan tak dapatku lelapkan mata
Mengkhayalkanmu bermimpikanmu
Sepanjang malamku

Bintang Jatuh - Kangen Band

Dirimu ku yakin kekasih jiwa ini
Setitik pun ragu hilang entah kemana
Saat kehadiran mu smua yang ada padaku
Terhenti sekejap menyambutmu ku terpaku

Dan kini bila kau ada di hadapanku
Smua tentang mu terbang jauh tinggalkan ku
Kau bagaikan cinta sejati namun tak bisa di miliki
Entah apa lagi menggapai mu lelah ku
Bintang jatuh dengarkan ku

Reff :
Bintang jatuh ku datang lah kepadaku
Wujudkan mimpi seperti dulu
Saat kau mempertemukan aku
Dan yang membuat resah jiwaku

Bintang jatuhku tahukan kau ku menunggu
Hingga malam ini kan berlalu
Terjaga kan aku dari lelapku........

Hari - hari berganti smua tetap begini
Hanya hayal tentang mu setia menemaniku
Namun kau tetap tak tergugah
Dan seolah tak tersentuh
Bintang jatuhku hampiri aku


*i feel karma when im writing this post~~hahaha*

bubye 2008 cold welcome 2009

okayyyy~~~now we are in 2009!!

demnn...im getting older weyhh~tp tak kesah la sume tu. just nak menceritekan aktiviti yg telah dilakukan pada detik2 terakhir 2008 dan detik2 permulaan 2009.

pe yg aku wat masa 31st dec 2008 adalah hang out dengan kengkawan.kire mcm girls day out laa..frankly speaking i am not really into girls day out..ya laa..phm2 la pompuan kalo berjalan. aku lebeyh prefer kalo kluar berdua-duaan.berdua lebeyh baik kekdahnye. taaaaaapi, hari tu aku having fun laa.tak de rasa boring or nak mengamuk.tp emo skeyt tu adaaalaa.hahaha.

memule skali kiteorg ni pi makan kt sibaraku. hehe. 1st time aku pi makan kt situ.best. sb die nye chef tu CUTE!!!hahaha. i really lost my gayness when i saw him.
kemudian pegi la jenjalan.dr mp ke dp dan ke mp balik.tp malangnye aku tak beli ape2 pon utk aku.aku beli kasut je utk akak aku.huhu. tp aku ade la buat fish spa. best weyyy~~memule tu geli gile kot ikan tu gigit2.tp da lama2 tak geli daa..rilek je.

pastukaannn, masa balik aku naik la teksi.pastu pakcik ni citer la kt aku and kwn2 ni pasal kejayaan anak2 dia.sume nye ke ENGLAND.[jeles aku].pastu anak dia sorang ni keje gaji belas2 ribu. pastu aku terpikir, apsal pakcik ni bwk teksi????kalo aku gaji belas ribu takdenye aku nak biar bpk aku bwk teksi.hiysshhhh! pastukannn pakcik tu tanye2 la kiteorg ni ade fail2 ke?pointer cam ne?kiteorg kate la pointer ok je. then skali dia kate pointer anak dia EMPAT LEBEYH!!! gosh!2nd person.ade sorang pakcik ni pon penah kata mcm tu.terhebat sungguh anak dia!!!hahha.

bila sampai umah aku rilek2 je.doing nothing.kenuadiaaannn HAPY NEW YEAR!!!!
i dunno y buy i am not happy.i feel so demn emo!hahah.maybe sendirian di mlm new year kottt. tp aku persetankan sume itu.layan L word lg best...ahhaha. kire mcm aku sambut new year dgn shane la!ahahhaa!gile psychooooo!

di hari new year aku pi potostat notes dgn rima.kemudiaaaannnn...........dtg la seorang menyapa kami. "hello~~~" sekali tgk DR.MZ!!!!! OMG~~~ mcm2 la persoalan dilontarkan. adeyh`~~kemudian dia kata dia nak check notes rima.nsib baik la amik masa nak potosetat tu.so dia pon blaaa~~ kemudian aku pon ke umah rima. pe lagi masak laa..menu new year - ayam merah, ayam kunyit and sambal kentang bersama vanilla coke!~demnnn.puas aku makn.o ye sempat jugak aku layan anak halal dgn rima. pastu aku ckp kt rima, selalu dlm movie mesti kalo laki and pmpuan best fren mesti pompuan tu yg syok kt laki.tp in real life aku nengok ramai je laki yg syok dlu. gal no heart feeling pon. ini tidak adil!!!

da abih mkn2 aku balik umah.and sebelum aku balik umah aku amik L word season 5 dulu.hehe.tp tak tgk lg.nak exam.nnt da abih exam baru tgk.hahaha

skang aku dok berpoya2 lagi.bila la nak start study nih...maleh beno.asik melayan shane je...hahaha.i am very addicted to SHANE!!

ok laaa..cukup la utk pembukaan 2009.selamaaat.

sebab aku tgh gile L word so korang layan la lagu ni.hehe

The L Word Theme - Betty

Girls in tight dresses
Who drag with moustaches

Chicks driving fast
Ingenues with long lashes.

Women who long love lust
Women who give.

This is the way
it's the way that we live.

Talking, laughing, loving, breathing
Fighting, fucking, crying, drinking
Writing, winning, losing, cheating
Kissing, thinking, dreaming.

This is the way
it's the way that we live

It's the way that we live
And Love...

transsexual and gay

welcome welcome~~ da lama aku tak mengupdate.actually, sebenarnye, aku amat laa bz pasal sebuk la berusaha untuk makhluk2 supernatural a.k.a gay and transsexual.

alkisahnya aku kene wat assg pasal transsexual ni.adakah mesia kena recognised diorang punye NEW gender. and also about the same sex marriges as well..

memula aku hengat nak support la golongan supernatural ni...tapi bile da aku intebiu beberapa orang manusia, sumenye object.and ada good point jugak laaa..maka dengan itu, aku pon menidakkan hak2 supernatural ni.

padan muka korang pondan2 sume.haha.tu laaa.jadi lg golongan tak bersyukur. Allah da bagi ko jd laki sebok2 nak jd pompuan.da cun2 jd awek nak jd laki plak [mcm gay partner je.huhu] so...aku rasa, perlukah aku menurut kemahuan tidak masuk akal mereka2 ini?? jangan kata korang ni perempuan yg terperangkap dlm bdn lelaki or vice versa hokaaay~~

tuhan takkan menduga seseorang kalo orang tu tak mampu nak menanggungnye.[chewahh~] maka dengan itu, tak kesah la kalo ade org kate korang live in denial ka hapa ka..yg penting korang hidup tak ikut napsu semata. pada haku, pondan2 dan mak2 hayam tu sume terlampau sgt ikut napsu.lepas tu kata la "da tuhan jdkan aku mcm ni, nak wat cam ne.adab je laa" habihhh tu kalo cam tu senang laa...kalo orang tu jd serial rapist jawab je "da tuhan jd kan aku bernapsu kuda.ape bleyh buat". ataupon kalo serial killer, ckp je "da tuhan jdkan aku ni manusia kejam, nak wat cam ne.dun blame me hokkay~~" bery the stupid one.

lagi satu hal laa...kepada mereka2 yang suka sgt nak blame Maha Pencipta tu kaaan...kite ni lahir2 clean tau.putih suci.tak ternoda. soooooo...yang menjadikan kite skang ni adalah orang2 disekeliling kite juga syaitan2. kalo dari kecik mak bapak korang ajar cam ne nak jd pondan memang la jadi pondan. atau pon masuk sekolah kawan dengan pondan.lepas tu lama2 ko jd pondan. tapi....kite ni ada akal.sooo guna laa akal tu sebaik mungkin. apa guna akal yang tuhan bg tu kalo korang tak mo gune.tuhan amik balik akal tu baru korang nyesal.

o ye....nasehat haku...walo ape pon..jgn la jadi manusia yg dilaknat lagi terlaknat ini.kepada yang gatal2 nak menyongsangkan diri bwk2 la bertaubat...tak de maknenye sume ni.

sekiannn syarahan saya untuk hari ini.terima kaseh daun keladi.semoga kite jumpe lagi

*post ini ditujukan khas kepada pondan2, gay2, dan mereka2 yg attemp to be gay or pondan or watsoever yg songsang.

One of the Boys - Katy Perry

I saw a spider
I didn't scream.
Cuz I can belch the alphabet
Just double dog dare me.
And I chose guitar over ballet.
And I take these suckers down cuz they just
Get in my way.
The way
You look at me
Is kinda like a little sister.
You high five
Your goodbyes.
And it leaves me nothing but blisters.

So I don't want to be one of the boys.
One of your guys.
Just give me a chance
To prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be one of the girls.
Pretty in pearls.
Not one of the boys.

So over the summer something changed.
I started reading 17
And shaving my legs.
And I studied Lolita religiously.
And I walked right into school
And caught you
Staring at me.
Cuz I know
What you know.
But now your gonna have to take a number.
It's ok.
Maybe one day.
But not until you give me my
Diamond ring.

Cuz I don't want to be one of the boys.
One of your guys.
Just give me a chance
To prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be a homecoming queen
Pin up poster dream
Not one of the boys.

I wanna be a flower
Not a dirty weed.
I wanna smell like roses
Not a baseball team.
And I swear maybe one day.
Your gonnna wanna make out make out make out with me

(Don't wanna be) Don't want to be
(Don't wanna be) Don't want to be
(Don't wanna be)

Cuz I don't wanna be
One of the boys.
One of your guys
Just gimme a chance to prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be
One of the girls.

Pretty in pearls.

Not one of the boys.

salaam aidiladha

kepada warga blogger....selamat hari raya aku ucapkan pada semua..sedeynye aku tak balik kampung bersama keluarga.aku sekadar duduk kt melaka ni sambil berpoya2...

aku juga telah mengisi masa yang terluang dengan menonton cite L word yang sememangnye best and buat aku addicted.

selain itu, aku juga telah shopping bahan2 nak wat rendang ayam bersama rima...ye laaa..kite orang 2 je yang tak balik..so sambut lah kami raya berdua-DUaan..sadisss tp dlm masa yg sama tak sabar nak makan rendang.

sempena cuti raya ni jugak aku plan nak study and wat esemen, tapi...apakan daya, addicted to the L word mengatasi segalanya.bukan itu saja, addicted o heroes juga mengatasi niat "rajin" aku tuh...

namun demikina, sempena raya haji ni aku berazam yang aku akan belajar bersungguh2 demi mencapai cheta2.

virus kat pc orang nampak, virus pc sendiri tak nampak

hari ini ada peribahasa baru..[refer tajuk].bukan apa, di zaman GLOBALISASI nih elok la kita update kan peribahasa selari dengan kemodenan yang kita kecapi.

jadi disini aku nak bercerita la tentang perkara2 yang berkaitan dengan peribahasa di atas. pertama dan paling utama, di zaman GLOBALISASI nih, sume nye gune computer.

computer ni bukan satu aksesori lagi tetapi bagaikan keperluan setiap individu. maka, jika dulu sume on paper and untuk elakkan paper tu rosak dimakan anai2 maka kita akan beli racun anai2.tapi bile pakai computer banyak la plak jenis2 virus. [attention: ni bukan kelas computer law.so tak perlu penerangan lanjut.] berbalik pada issue virus ni, setiap computer pasti mempunyai anti-virus dalam mengekang virus2 dari merosakkan dokumen2 juga file2 dalam computer. tetapi, bukan sume yang betul2 bagus.mcm racun anai2 gak la.kekadang tu tak cukup kuat untuk bunuh anai2.akibatnya, virus merebak.

yang aku nak utarakan disini adalah, bila orang tu bajet pc dia adalah pc yang tersehat antara yang paling sehat walhal pc dia adalah tempat pembiakan virus. bila bercakap pasal pc mcm bagus sangattt.kononnya orang lain tak pandai jaga pc.dia sorang ja pandai. selalu condemn2 orang lain punya pc pasal bervirus. aku da jumpe ramai gak la orang yang spesis macam ni...bajet bagus.

kes diatas adalah "direct example" pada peribahasa. kes kedua, agak memerlukan pemikiran yang kritis untuk memahami dan mengaitkan situasi dengan peribahasa. situasi seterusnya adalah issue utama disini.issue di atas sekadar memberi gambaran penggunaan peribahasa.

kes kedua adalah berkaitan dengan issue semasa juga. di zaman GLOBALISASI ini, tidak dapat dinafikan remaja belasan tahun semakin 'daring' dan 'advance'. budaya ber'couple' adalah impak kepada GLOBALISASI. ia bukanlah perkara luar biasa pada zaman GLOBALISASI. setiap remaja pasti mempunyai pasangan atau kekaseh hati.tak kesah la couple opposite or same sex.pasti ada. maka dengan itu, pelbagai kesan negatif terjadi.seperti maksiat berleluasa.[keterangan lanjut, refer pada blog tempe]. tidak cukup dengan itu, jika ada remaja yang tidak berpasangan maka golongan yanG tidak berpasangan ini akan dianggap "tidak laku" bagi segelintir kumpulan remaja. [bukan tak laku tapi mahal hokkayy~~READ MY LIPS!haha]

antara kesan GLOBALISASI juga adalah GLOBAL WARMING. maka, pakaian yang dipakai oleh remaja zaman sekarang adalah serasi dengan tahap kepanasan di negara. "malaysia ni panas la, tu pasal ai pakai singlet je" - dipetik dari seorang artis.tak cukup dengan singlet, wujud plak tube, spagetti, jeans short dll.

akibat dari budaya 'bercouple' ini dan memakai pakaian yang kecik2 je , ada ibubapa atau warga emas yang lahir pada zaman radio/hitam putih dan membesar pada zaman retro, menganggap budaya bercouple ini amatlah tidak sihat dan bertentang dengan budaya timur yang mementingkan adap sopan. ingin ditekankan disini, walopon warga2 retro nih dulu pon berchenta, tapi pechentaan diorang tidak se'daring' remaja zaman sekarang.kalo dulu nak dating gi taman duduk makan eskrem.tapi remaja skang ni pi taman tak beli eskrem pon.pasal depa ada 'makanan' lain.oOPs~~

berkaitan dengan pakaian, walopon time2 skolah zaman hitam putih dedolu sume pakai skirt, tapi cara pembawakan diri tidak la tergedik2 dan terjalang2 mcm remaja zaman skang ni. dan ada juga yang apabila sudah meningkat dewasa dan berkerja kebanyakannya mempunyai kesedaran dari sudut agama telah mengubah cara pemakaian dan insap.

masalahnya skang ni, warga2 zaman itam putih ni [for sure la da beranak pinakkannn] tak abih2 kutuk anak orang.pantang nampak anak orang lain tak elok skeyt je nak ngutuk."pe nak jd le si sundal anak kuntum tu.tergedik2 dengan anak si badut kat tepi jalan.udohle baju sekecik2 baju.mane le maknye??"kata si bini jantan-ayat stendet nak mengumpat.

di sini ingin aku tegaskan, elok la kalo muhasabah diri tengok budak tu mcm tu.taaaaapi yang tak leh tahan nye setiap anak orang tak betoi. "terok beno anak si jantan tu.bukan main lg berkepit dgn boipren kat kfc.pade hei bapaknye imam~"kata si kuntum. ni lagi satu hal.tengok laa..anak wat hal bapak si imam yang kene. kat sini kite bleyh lihat yang si bini jantan nampak anak kuntum berchenta, si kuntum plak nampak anak si jantan berkepit.

jadi kesimpulan, jangan ngata anak orang.pasal anak orang, kite nampak,tp anak kite, orang nampak.paham tak makcik2???


maka....dengan itu, jangan la kite menjadi seperti virus kat pc orang nampak, virus pc sendiri tak nampak.

sekian saya chentamusik melaporkan.

nota kaki - *gamba2 diatas adalah hiasan semata2.=)

Sexy Naughty Bitchy - Tata Young

I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me

I'm the kind of girl that girls don't like
I'm the kind that boys fantasize
I'm the kind that your momma and your daddy were afraid you'd turn out to be like
I may seem unapproachable but that's only to the boys who don't have the
Right a approach or ride that makes a girl like me wanna hop in and roll

People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent


My mouth never takes a holiday
I always shock with the things I say
I was always the kid in school who turned up to each class bout an hour late and when it came to the guys I'd lay, I'd always pick the ones who wont figure out that I am clearly a rebel to the idea of monogamy

People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent

Sexy... naughty... bitchy...me

People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent

I like all of my shorts to be a little too shorty
Unlike all of my guys I like them tall with money
I love all of my nights to end a little bit nasty
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me

I pick my skirts to be sexy
Just like my thoughts a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls ...bitchy
Can't change I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me

curik dari rima

1st Me-me

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
- line 4: To us and His creation, which includes
- line 5: ourselves; that we glipse the source
- line 6: from which we come and that the final goal [take from tafsir Quran yek..]

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can and you are touching...?
- touching the air..huhu.

What is the last thing you watched on tv?
- muzik muzik ulangan.

Without looking, guess what time it is:
- 2.30 a.m

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
- owh...nearly.it's 2.34 a.m

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
- rain

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
- went to class..

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
- forum.personal problem.masalah blind date.huhu.

One thing you wish you to get rid of?
- insomnia..=(

What is the first thing u can see on the wall?
- mirror...=)

Seen anything weird lately?
- aaa~~ada ka??listen to something weird ada laa.

What is the last film you saw?
- erm...apa kata hati.hahaha.tak menjana minda langsung.huhu.

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
- saya akan membeli kereta idaman.
- membeli apa2 saja keperluan kepada orang yang memerlukan. [memahami org yg terdesak]
-beli share2 yang menguntungkan.

Tell me something about you that I don't know.
- emotionally sick.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
- her name.

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
- his name.

Would you ever consider living abroad?
- yeap.wanna live in maldives, or turkey or maybe india.love this kind of places.

What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
- u deserves this.oh my....am i??

2nd Me-me

1. YOUR ROCKSTAR NAME
(first pet & current car)
- cika nil

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME
(fave ice-cream flavour, fave cookie)
- chocolate lexus - sound cute...

3. YOUR 'FLY' GIRL/GUY NAME
(first initial of first name, last three initials of your last name)
- N.Qah. payah benor nak sebut.hahaha

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME
(fave colour, fave animal)
- red fish a.k.a ikan merah.buleyhhhlaa

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME
(middle name, city you were born in)
- shafiqah taiping. WTF!! huduh benor~~

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
- Qah Nu. not bad...mcm kanu yg men bola tu je.

7. SUPERHERO NAME
("the" + 2nd fave color, fave drink)
The black vanilla coke. ya.ya. memang black

8. NASCAR NAME
(the first names of your grandfathers)
abdul muthaliff..nice name..tee hee

9. STRIPPER NAME
( the name of your fave perfume/cologne/scent, fave candy)
treselle mentos. -->mentos tu candy ka??hahha

10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME
(mother's and father's middle name)
anum yusof --- very well protected

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME
(your 5th grade teachers name, a major city that starts with that same letter)
Ramlah Rome.hahha

12. SPY NAME
(your fave season, flower)
Spring Roses. mcm tajuk cite plak..huhu.

13. CARTOON NAME
(fave fruit, fave band/Singer + "ie" or "y")
apple katie. tak mcm katun pon.

14. HIPPY NAME
(what you ate for breakfast, your fave fast-food restaurant)
no-breakfast mcdonalds.hahhaha.

15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME
("the" + your fave hobby or craft, fave weather element + "tour")
The forum-ing rainy Tour. rockstar berforum.hahah


3rd Meme

Pick the month you were born:

January ----- I kicked
February ----- I loved
March ----- I smoked
April ----- I dry humped
May ----- I choked on
June ----- I murdered
July ----- I did the Macarena with
August ----- I had lunch with
September ----- I danced with
October ----- I sang to
November ----- I yelled at
December ----- I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1 ------- a birdbath
2 ------- a monster
3 ------- a phone
4 ------- a fork
5 ------- a Mexican
6 ------- a gangster
7 ------- my cell phone
8 ------- my dog
9 ------- my best friend's boyfriend
10 ------ my neighbour
11 ------- my science teacher
12 ------- a banana
13 ------- a fireman
14 ------- a stuffed animal
15 ------- a goat
16 ------- a pickle
17 ------- your mom
18 ------- a spoon
19 ------- myself
20 ------- a baseball bat
21 ------- a ninja
22 ----- a model
23 ------- a noodle
24 ------- a squirrel
25 ------- a football player
26 ------- my sister
27 ------- my brother
28 ------- an ipod
29 ------ a permanent marker
30 ------- an llama
31 ------- a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White ------ because I'm cool like that.
Black ------- because that's how I roll.
Pink -------- because I'm NOT a homosexual
Red -------- because the voices told me to do so.
Blue -------- because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green ----- because I hate myself.
Purple ----- because I'm cool.
Gray ------- because I was drunk.
Yellow ----- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange ---- because I hate my family.
Brown ----- because I was high.
Other ------ because I'm a ninja.
None ------- because I can't control myself.

Now type out the sentence you made and pass it on!
i did the macarena with a noodle because i'm a ninja...

seriously emotionally sick...